This is just another turn based, army creating, link clicking, browser-run, graphic-less, money hoarding, MMO RPG. If you are looking for something boring, repetitive, and life-depriving, you have come to the right place. Keep in mind, a man with a bad sense of humor is behind the development of this game.

Orcses: With their loud and aggressive behavior, they have developed the stealthy ability to secretly gather information at exactly a 1.47 rate against the other races. Because Orcses are so guileless, they have accrued a 47% spying bonus.

Da Elvz: The mysterious race of Elvz is made of a stealthy people. They are very experienced in the art of lore and immortal to every cause of death save slaying. Keen eyesight have Da Elvz, and wonderful are they at spying. Da Elvz have a 20% tax evasion, err, silver gathering bonus.

D-Warfs: Small, grumpy, bearded, gold-mining, mountain-carving D-Warfs are perfect for mass destruction on an offensive. Their average height is 35% less than the rest of the races, making them weaker, slower, and less agile. Thus, D-Warfs have a 35% attacking bonus.

Hough Mons: The Hough Mons, not to be confused with the Dee Cons, have no special talent. Some are holy, some are evil. Some are honest, some are greedy. And that is exactly why the Hough Mons have an extreme 65% defensive bonus; it just makes sense.